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juststaylovelyy: Let me tell you something about Yahoo. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I was on this website called Tumblr which was totally amazing, and Yahoo was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow Yahoo…
I am so hungry. Pizza would be nice…
maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost. Why am I in the bathroom I do that on my phone. I close tumblr look weirdly at the lack of...
peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff All the time
breadmaakesyoufat: sleeplessnightsandsleepydays: breadmaakesyoufat: dontyoulovemebaby: breadmaakesyoufat: GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING this text post is...
crazieecatladyy: martinfreemanisahedgehog: chocolatechip-panda: fishthatcanswiminfog: Oh. My. God. I’ve just Googled “The Most British Picture Ever” and this came up well this is the result for the most american picture ever got to say, its pretty accurate i googled most canadian picture ever and i dont think i would be able to sum it up any better this is the most...
siriuettes: fluffywhitechicken: filthytricksyhobbitses: guys perfume that smells like books if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you i would read you so hard I need this
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
me during sport: ball rolls in general direction and i fall over my own shadow
me at a concert: guitarist throws pick into the crowd and i vault 20 people, drop kick all surrounding competition, backflip and catch the pick between my front 2 teeth
How I wish, how I wish you were here. We’re just two lost souls Swimming in a...– Pink Floyd (via troyman22)
benedictbooty: heismyfirstolive: timelordsandhunters: is nobody going to talk about this painting i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard I like their cloud hats
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” “You’re trapped!” “By societal convention!” “Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!” “That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.” This show is fucking brilliant.